Love Me As I Am

“Instructing an introvert to speak is as arrogant as demanding an extrovert to stop speaking. Embrace an individual for who … More

I Try To Get Your Attention

…But It’s A Fucking Waste Of Time

I’ve Never Had “The Talk”

Vagina. Oh my God. Penis. Screaming. Boobs. Um. Puberty. Ew. Sex. I’m off to die now.   I was never … More

“Forever Alone” Day

It’s that time of the year;  A day of roses, teddy bears, hearts, chocolates, and bragging; Stores are filled with … More

All I Want For Christmas… Is Enough Wine To Get Me Through It

In all honesty, I’ve been feeling blahhhhh in the run-up to Christmas.My intentions for this Christmas… I will have a … More